Lunchtime conversation between Steven and myself.
Steven: "Mommy, do I think I need to take a nap today?"
Mommy (trying to clarify): "Do you think you need to take a nap today?"
Steven (enthusiastically with a huge grin and a chuckle): "No!"
Yes, this is my three-year-old. Yes, he knew what he was doing (his daddy can testify to that!). And yes, I am afraid. I am very, very afraid.