Kitchen Conversations

Steven: “Someone put a grain of rice in Angie’s spot at the table.”

Olivia: “It was an alien.”

Steven: “Angie’s an alien.”

Olivia: “No, Angie’s a perfectly normal human being.”

Steven: “She’s an alien.”

Olivia: “What evidence do you have that she’s an alien?”

Steven: “Her parentage?”

Olivia, not speechless – just laughing so hard she can’t respond.

You can’t make this stuff up.